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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?","punchline":"It was legend dairy.","id":65}

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