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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}