{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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